Vote Ronald Grump and Make American Great Again

It’s election season in the United States and Ronald Grump is running for President. In this parody video, a puppet Donald Trump outlines his plans to make American (rather than America)  great again.

Update: We made this video before Donald Trump was elected. At the time we thought the chances of him winning were scary but very slim. Oh how wrong we were!

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Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome the next President of the United States, Ronald Grump.

If I’m elected President of the United States, I, Ronald Grump, will make you a preposition.
I’ve loved English. All the words. You’ve got the nouns, you’ve got the adverbs, you’ve got the adjectives, you’ve got clauses. Let me tell you something. My English will be the best English.
Some people, let’s be honest, they’re losers. Their adjectives are losers. When they send us their adjectives, they’re not sending us their best. If I am elected, we will have no more bad adjectives. If you pick Ronald Grump to represent your grammar, we will make America’s adjectives great again.
Listen, listen. I’m from here. I’m a New Yorker through and through. But let me just tell you something. Here’s the thing. The situation with these foreign languages now, it’s unbelievable. It’s out of control. I was here when foreign languages came in and they celebrated when we lost infinitives. They split our infinitives, our infinitives right here, in our own country, and they were completely split. And what did the foreign grammars do? They were dancing in the streets. I saw it with my own eyes. It was awful. Unbelievable. There will be no more foreign grammars until we figure out what the heck is going on.
Conjunctions, let me tell you. You have a dependent clause over here. You have a subordinate clause over there. It’s crazy. It’s out of control. There’s no unity. America’s not great any more. We’re gonna make America great. This is how we’re gonna do it. Are you ready? I am gonna build a conjunction. A conjunction between the clauses. It’s gonna be the biggest, the best. It’s gonna be a beautiful conjunction. It’s gonna be one of the most beautiful conjunctions you’ve ever seen. And what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna make the clauses pay for it.
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5 thoughts on “Vote Ronald Grump and Make American Great Again

  • December 27, 2017 at 6:14 am
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    not hilarious
    by this video you show a form of contempt with regard to a president of US elected by american people, what you didn’t make for the former president . so you shock anybody who aren’t your politic position.
    plus , the rocky voice of this video polues and harms at its understanding.
    you had accustomed us to better

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    • December 27, 2017 at 11:07 am
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      A small correction. The American people didn’t elect Trump. He lost the popular vote. The gerrymandered electoral college elected Trump.

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  • May 26, 2018 at 9:04 am
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    Ha..ha…ha…. Seriously.
    I wonder who was in that video. 🙂

    Thank you for sharing, Ma’am.

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    • May 26, 2018 at 5:28 pm
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      Ha! It was our son Scott. He’s very funny.

      Reply

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